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[kashnet] re:insect was an ISI infilterator

Posted by Kashmir Portal on June 16, 2009

kashmir-global-network : Message: [kashnet] re:insect was an ISI infilterator

good one !

Did you hear about
‘How many Indian soldiers it takes to kill and eat a kashmiri goat’ ?

ubaid wrote:
An insect falls into a mug of coffee !

The Englishman:throws the mug away and walks out.

The American takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

The Israeli sucks the coffee from the insect before throwing the insect
away
and drinking the coffee.

The Pakistani accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his coffee
and
vows to reply in kind.

The Indian accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into
the
mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the coffee,
blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic
militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and
finally
a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and presents
identity
card of the bug to the United States Government to prove that it indeed
is a
Pakistan army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status
of
LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of coffee.

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